How We /roll
Written by ZeaLouS1, composed by MC Handler
We gotta rock when we /roll tonight,
Gearing on up to hit the spot right,
Half Samoan so I gotta be tardy,
My crew’s at the club but its half LAN party,
I got a handle of Cap in the hand,
Everclear in the flask, on demand,
360, PSP,
DS, DVDs, more CDs
Walkin’ up, I get my own station,
Screen’s all black and red for motivation,
Load up the mic, upload the ROM,
Find which server that my party’s on,
Jumpin’ on while the DJ spins,
Dance floor for them, laptops for my friends,
Red cups up when we all Wii Bowl,
This is for my nerds, how we backslash roll
Everybody up front,
Go throw your hands up,
People in the back
Go throw your hands up,
Everybody else,
Go throw your hands up,
Up tips the cup now throw your hands up
Baby girl struttin’ with a mean lean,
Straight from the dance floor, kinda made a scene,
She was on the comp to my left, signed on,
Counter Strike? Yeah right, her MySpace is on
A little later I was on a good team,
Capturing the flag and we had a slick scheme,
I tried to go but I just got caught,
Then I heard baby girl, “BOOM HEADSHOT!”
Everybody up front,
Go throw your hands up,
People in the back
Go throw your hands up,
Everybody else,
Go throw your hands up,
Up tips the cup now throw your hands up
aaaggghhhh…Alright…tired of pwning these n00bz…need a refill anyways…You wanna dance?…Yeah, me neither…How ’bout some Warcraft? Alright baby, yeah, let’s grind.
Switched up the game but we played again,
Reppin’ out my crew Hells IceCream Men,
She had a priest but the level was low,
So I did a remix, I had to let her know,
I level up my mage when I’m playin’ World of Warcraft,
Freezin’ anybody steppin’ close to my warpath,
It got serious, I /roll’d another toon,
If I keep it up I’ll be in Outlands soon
Everybody up front,
Go throw your hands up,
People in the back
Go throw your hands up,
Everybody else,
Go throw your hands up,
Up tips the cup now throw your hands up
The night’s young and I still got rum,
Get a group run or dance like I’m dumb,
Either way there’s time to play,
Farm gold, get paid or watch some anime,
Grab a red cup, find a free console,
Watch girls dance up and down those poles,
Half club/LAN party my goal,
Show the world how the nerds backslash roll
Everybody up front,
Go throw your hands up,
People in the back
Go throw your hands up,
Everybody else,
Go throw your hands up,
Up tips the cup now throw your hands up
